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Posted: Dec 08 2005 @ 12:38 PM
by: captainaeon
The seriousness of your humor makes me laugh indubitably

Posted: Dec 08 2005 @ 12:38 PM
by: NoNicksinExile
What LION really meant:To be good the way, that center being enormous to vengeance in his, however how doing, the calm person, jack, and Kate which were pulled. "If the large person where it is said it is not very careful," it does not become. "She possesses the sickness". The jack was in impact and confusion. So, so, that he lost that grip of Kate, the large stone and murder where therefore she lowered directly with sluggishly the external wound of power of the worst change, hit her time it is. "Is that and fair. As for her dying in you, as for me JOOP "the jack is already shown afterwards it was the person who dressed the enormous funnily clothes which are found. Although the jack died and was attached unseemly of Kate and directly she was love of that life, you had forgotten. According to something which "is meant speech as for the sickness? "

Posted: Dec 08 2005 @ 12:40 PM
by: NoNicksinExile
Or:The very large, nevertheless somehow light man with vengeance in its heart, the pulled Jack to it and the Kate in addition. "you must take care much", the large said chap. "it has the illness". Jack was in the impact and in the fright. As much so, he lost his grasp on Kate and her fell completely thrashes and struck any large rock, thus toetung her by stump strength trauma of the worst multiplicity. "it is also quite. It was dead to you and I already "said the very large funnily dressed man, who became later Jack called Mr. JOOP would find out. Jack forgot fast over Kates unseemly death, although it was the love of its life. "which you mean, by saying, the ILLNESS?"

Posted: Dec 08 @ 12:44 PM
by: LIONARTist
EXACTLY!!! Gawsh, I wish I had your talent.

Posted: Dec 08 2005 @ 12:48 PM
by: NoNicksinExile
.... read it with a shaksperean flair

Posted: Dec 08 2005@ 12:49 PM
by: MeSlapMeThrowRock
It was a cold and lonely night. Actually, it was lonelier rather than cold because night missed day very much. The stars in the night sky warmed the night a little because they are massive bodies of plasma in outer space that produce energy through nuclear fusion. So, as night waited for day to return, thunder and lightening gossiped.That was neither here nor there because Sawyer was a man of wild nature and nature treated him as one of its own. As Sawyer knelt down to examine a blade of grass, he noticed another blade of grass that leaned towards him ever so slightly as though indicating it understood his pain. All of a sudden Sawyer stood up straight as an arrow, much as the Dharma arrow station’s arrow stood within the Dharma logo in that particular station. Hark, what was that? Could it be? I don’t know, could it? Perhaps? Perhaps not. As Sawyer frantically searched for the source of the noise that had peaked his interest and the hairs on the nape of his neck and the blade in the grass, the sound moved closer. Suddenly he spotted Charlie on the grassy knoll behind him. Charlie was atop a riding mower that he must have retrieved from the Dharma agricultural station. Charlie was yelling something at Sawyer, however, Sawyer could not understand what he was saying due to the riding mower that Charlie had obtained from the Dharma agricultural station that was making too loud a noise. Sawyer ran towards Charlie as Charlie rode towards Sawyer much like in the promos for the movie “10” starring Dudley Moore and Bo Derek. Sawyer’s hair flowed and frolicked in the high winds coming off the churning ocean’s surf much like in the Old Spice commericals and Charlie’s teeth clattered together as he rode ever faster over the grassy knoll much like my gardener does every day. As they drew closer to one another, Sawyer finally could hear what Charlie had been yelling at him over when he was on the grassy knoll riding the riding mower he had obtained from the Dharma agricultural station; Charlie had been yelling for Sawyer to move out of his way, which was a moot point now that Sawyer was standing in front of Charlie and his riding mower.Charlie realized the miscalculation he had made. But, he thought to himself it was an easy miscalculation to make afterall two plus two is not easy to grasp. But enough of that, he thought to himself I must tend to the matter at hand. So, as Charlie sized up the situation with Sawyer, Sawyer sized up the situation with Charlie. There they stood, well Charlie was still seated, mano a mano, studying each other with an intensity that burned much like the stars in the night sky because they are massive bodies of plasma in outer space that produce energy through nuclear fusion. Suddenly, both Sawyer and Charlie heard a shot. Suddenly, Charlie feels a pain in his chest and burps. Then Sawyer feels a rumbling in his stomach and says to Charlie, “Excuse me.” Then Sayid suddenly appears as if from nowhere much like my cat does from under the sofa and tells both Sawyer and Charlie to “run, run da do run run”. Sawyer and Charlie exchange glances when Sawyer suddenly remembers the blade of grass that understood his pain. To be continued…

Posted: Dec 08 2005 @ 12:58 PM
by: captainaeon
"Charlie's Early Morning Daybreak Adventure"Charlie was taking a walk in the dense, tree-filled jungle. He had a headache. The ache in his head was hurtfully painful and large. It was so large in fact that an aspirin of the size large enough to cease its hurtful nature would be so large as to be unswallowable. (Unless, of course, he was an anaconda and could unhinge his jaw. That would be cool.) The pain was like slamming a car door on his hand repeatedly, over and over again and then some more even. Charlie, sighed a breath of air. It had been so long since he had had a car door to slam on his hand, he could barely remember what it was like. He waxed his nostalgia thinking of the past, yesterdays of long ago and far away, and things gone by in the past. Thinking made his head exfolliate.In the distance over there, Charlie saw a visual sight that made him as mesmerized. It was almost like being hypnotised under a spell of hypnotic hypnosis. He couldn’t believe what he saw walking towards his place of standing up.‘Elephants...yeah...’

Posted: Dec 08 2005 2005 @ 12:59 PM
by: MeSlapMeThrowRock
Cappy! Ella's pants! YEAH

Posted: Dec 08 2005 2005 @ 01:02 PM
by: mistressshake
these are fantasmagorical to read, but why do i feel like i'm taking the sat's?

Posted: Dec 08 2005 2005 @ 01:04 PM
by: LIONARTist
I'm sorry Slap. But this is so BAD that it qualifies as GOOD. Therefore it really shouldn't be included in the BAD portion of our program. I think it speaks to me, and says, "Go wash your hands. Didn't you just use the restroom?"

Posted: Dec 08 2005 2005 @ 01:05 PM
by: LIONARTist
He waxed his nostalgia thinking of the past, I have often waxed my nostalgia. But only when the wife was out of town.

Posted: Dec 08 2005 2005 @ 01:08 PM
by: captainaeon
I disagree. Slap has achieved badness very much so indeed.

Posted: Dec 08 2005 @ 01:15 PM
by: LIONARTist
Alright. I'll allow it. Have my previous remarks stricken from the record and paddle me repeatedly with my toothbrush.

Posted: Dec 08 2005 @ 01:23 PM
by: NoNicksinExile
Jack looked angrily at the book held in the hand that was his. “Give that back!” He yelled at Locke, standing a few feet from him.“Give what back?” Asked Locke, his face an image of the confusion he felt.“The book!” Yelled jack, starting to get angrier then before.“I don’t have the book.” Explained Locke, calmly halting his progress skinning the recently killed boar. “You have the book. Look at what the story just said… ‘Jack looked angrily at the book in the hand which was his…’ that’s your hand not mine.”“What are you talking about?” Asked jack, now getting more confused then he was getting angry. Locke was talking a lot and it made him very confused.“Look... You’re doing it again… I’m not very confused. You are..." He was a patient man, but he wanted to get back to his boar.Jack looked on as if he hadn’t heard Locke speaking. His eyes were glassy like glass.“Right then…” Continued Locke, “I’m just going to finish up here if you don’t mind.”Jack didn’t.

Posted: Dec 08 2005 @ 01:27 PM
by: captainaeon
“Right then…” Continued Locke, “I’m just going to finish up here if you don’t mind.”Jack didn’t.
Bravo!!!

Posted: Dec 08 2005 @ 01:28 PM
by: LIONARTist
You guys are professionals, aren't you?

Posted: Dec 08 2005 @ 01:36 PM
by: Hatchcrazy
You guys are takin it to the house today!"It's Captainaeon setting a screen for MeSlap......pass to MeSlap, behind the back to NoNicks.......for a fadeaway jumper!!!!IT'S GOOD! IT'S GOOD!!THE SLAPHATS WIN THE PENNANT!!THE SLAPHATS WIN THE PENNANT!!(I know it's from baseball but at this point who cares)scurries off to compose his own wretched fan fiction

Posted: Dec 08 2005 @ 01:38 PM
by: captainaeon
You guys are professionals, aren't you?
Butt of coursedly!